- Time since last paycheck
- Time until next paycheck
- Salary graph tracking COL index
- Company stock price
- Current project status (your own little twitter)
- Sharon: Not that I’m asking for a date, but you’re totally hot. Just so you know.
- Yes, I’d like a donut, thank you
- Anyone know where the specification has gotten off to?
- Can I bring my cat to work?
- The perfume level today is STIFLING
- Has anyone seen the TPS reports?
- Questions? Please use email so I can timeshift: me@subnet.here.tld
- I’m sorry, the specification is frozen.
- Last page hit on the webserver (just “tail” the log and trivially parse it out)
- Next upcoming cron event
- Can I have a Mac, please?
- I hate the toolbar
- I hate the tabs
- I hate… FITB
- Time until 5pm (or quitting, whatever it is)
- Time until lunch, then time until quitting
- Days until vacation
- Decades since you’ve been laid
- URL of favorite website
- Name of software you think people should try
- Hours until your next date
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lines of code written today
-
keystrokes today
- Approximate hangover depth
- The Software Priesthood Still Lives